You know, there was a time that so-called comedienne Janeane Garafalo was marginally humorous. Not roll-out-your-seat funny. More like a few guffaws funny.
Now, Miss Garafalo is not only elucidating her douchebagette stupidity, but zeroes in on a presidential candidate that she could not shine his shoes on a good day.
Now, Miss Garafalo is ranting against Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain.
We know that Miss Garafalo hates the Tea Party. She thinks that we are but a bunch of racist ya-hoos. But it is what she says about Mr. Cain that shows what, to quote Dan Akroyd from Saturday Night Live, said, "You are an ignorant slut".
In an appearance on Keith Overbite's show on Al Gore TV, aka Current TV, here is what Miss Garafalo said about Mr. Cain:
“[He's] in this presidential race because he deflects the racism that is inherit in the Republican party, the conservative movement, the Tea Party certainly. [In] the last 30 years the Republican party has been moving more and more to the right, but also race-baiting more. Gay-baiting more. Religion-baiting more.
But, Herman Cain, I feel like, is being paid by somebody to be involved and to run for president so that you go like ‘I love that, that can’t be racist. He’s a black guy, a black guy asking for Obama being impeached.‘ Or ’it’s a black guy whose anti-Muslim. It’s a black guy who is a Tea Party guy.’”
Whiskey? Tango? Foxtrot?
Really Miss Garafalo, do you know anything about Mr. Cain? Do you know that the man was creating jobs when our president, the Dear Leader, President Obama, was doing bong hits at Oxy College? Oh yeah, please Dear Leader, President Obama, we really, really want to see the college transcripts.
So, here is a bit about Mr. Cain for Miss Garafalo's edification.
Mr. Cain went to work for Pillsbury and turned around a 400-store Burger King region from least profitable to most profitable in three years. And Pillsbury rewarded that success by appointing Mr. Cain to be the head of Godfather's Pizza, another subsidiary. And Mr. Cain turned that company around to profitability within 14 months. And he and some investors bought the pizza chain from Pillsbury. And Mr. Cain was the CEO of Godfather's until 1996.
Again Miss Garafalo, and let me explain this to you slowly. Mr. Cain was creating j o b s. At the same time, the man you tout as peachy keen, Barry Obama, was hopping from one college to another, toking it up and snorting it up as well. He was getting stoned while supposedly being educated at elite United States colleges. And the man did not get a real job until the early 1990s. Mr. Cain turned not one but t w o companies around.
So, Miss Garafalo, why would any group have to pay Mr. Cain to run for president as some kind of window dressing? Huh?
I know that you do not get this Miss Garafalo, but there are some Black Americans that actually believe in the American dream. Many, no most, have had to endure a lot of crap for no good reason. Oh yeah, so did Mr. Cain. But instead of playing victim, he pulled himself up and took advantage of what America had to offer. And that many Americans were coming to the realization that the horrors of racism were real and a disgrace.
So, while I currently have no set dog in the Republican presidential Death March, people like Miss Garafalo could end up helping Mr. Carn with her insipid comments about a man that, IMHO, is a real hero. A man that did not let the bitter racism of many Americans get him down. A man that attained an education and went on to remake companies that helped all Americans by providing jobs. He created more private sector jobs than the Dear Leader, President Obama, did in his whole time in the White House.
If you must watch the ignorant diatribe, it is here on The Blaze news site.
Miss Garafalo, leave the political pontificating to people that at least have a functioning brain cell.